Part 3: Fictional Fuckboys, The Best and The Worst
I am back!
With Part 3 of my Fuckboy Series.
Now that I have gone and ruined everyone's relationships, planting that fuckboy seed of doubt with Part 1 and 2, I think it is time to dry the tears and laugh it off. Everyone makes mistakes, so your momentary lapse in judgement is fine, we’ve all been there.
To finish off the greatest thing I have ever done I have decided to go with Fictional Fuckboys, the best, the worst, and the downright awful. Enjoy!
1. Matthew McConaughey as… anyone
Have you noticed that Matthew McConaughey is a default Fuckboy in every single movie? Sure we love him but facts don’t lie ladies;
How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Failure to Launch
The Wedding Planner
Yeah we bet you do Matthew, we bet you do.
2. Alan Rickman as Harry in Love Actually
I felt this betrayal, he not only flirted with this woman in front of his wife but he ruined Christmas!
I just wanna punch that stupid little face.
3. Hugh Grant as Daniel in Bridget Jones’s Diary
...and everytime she just kept going back for more. Go back and read part 1 and 2 of my Fuckboy Series to avoid accidentally dating this disgusting excuse for a male.
This ride is closed to you Hugh Grant. CLOSED!
4. Bradley Cooper as Ben in He’s Just Not That Into You
Cheating, lying, son of a bitch!
No what Bradley? No you didn't cheat on your wife?
5. John Travolta as Danny in Grease
He promised her whilst they were standing on the beach that everything would be okay! AND HE LIED! He also was just an overall shit guy to her in front of his friends.
Don't smile at me mate.
6. Andrew Keegan as Joey in 10 Things I Hate About You
He deserved that broken nose, you go Bianca!
Oh Heath, we know you weren't a Fuckboy.
7. Matt LeBlanc as Joey in Friends
Maybe it’s the name Joey? I know I know, he was dumb and lovable but he was also a massive womaniser and would hit on every single woman.
Dowwwnnnnn Boy.
8. Tom Everett Scott as Jason in Because I Said So
Great movie! Shit guy. He made her feel so uncomfortable and would criticise her constantly. Get over yourself, Asshat.
We were all rooting for the Gabriel Macht anyways.
9. Ryan Reynolds as Chris in Just Friends
Okay just wait, remember how he acted for 85% of that movie? He was a massive playboy and if you think about it, he wasn’t trying to marry Jamie, just sleep with her so he can solve those left over insecurities from high school.
Look away! Look away!
10. Ed Westwick as Chuck in Gossip Girl
God this was hard to type because I am in love with him to the core of my being. But he was a massive sleaze bag for a large percentage of every season and banged everyone who showed up on screen.
11. Chad Michael Murray as Lucas in One Tree Hill
Brooke, Peyton, Brooke, Peyton, random girl, Brooke, Peyton. Need I continue?
Wrong. You are the idiot.
12. Chris Noth as Mr. Big in Sex and the City
I left the best for last, the original fuckboy to grace our screens. He was god awful to Carrie, yes they may have ended up together but it took 6 seasons and 2 movies. Which translates into 10 years, maybe even longer. Want to wait that long for him to grow a pair? Go find your Aidan and live happily ever after because Aidan would of NEVER LEFT HER AT THE ALTAR!
LIARRRRRR!
I just realised that also duplicates as a great binge worthy list. Thank you for all joining me on the fuckboy journey, I hope you've all learn't something and have kicked those disrespectful men to the curb. Onto bigger and better things ladies and gents, such as retail therapy, courtesy of Peppermayo!
P.S. xx
