What Festival should you be attending?
It’s about that time of year when we set our alarms for 8.59am to quickly head onto Moshtix, Ticketek or god forbid Viagogo, to wait in the infamous ‘Green Room” for what seems hours, in the hopes to never see the words “ALLOCATION EXHAUSTED”. Not everyone is blessed with the ticket luck, but for those who are - we’ve formulated a quiz to help you decide which festival you should be attending this season.
P.s if you get in before me, can buy me one? I’ll transfer you straight away I promise!!!
How many people do you organise a festival group with?
A. HEAPS! Around 20
B. Only a few, gets hard to keep track of everyone
C. Maybe 1 other mate, we like making friends inside
D. My partner <3
How do you set up camp?
A. Huge tent family all surrounding a communal tarp!
B. Camping? You mean glamping..
C. Affordable hostel
D. Car pass with a tent on the side
Ultimate festival outfit?
A. Thrills Tee and denim cut offs & supergas
B. Backless shiny, sparkly dress & cowboy boots
C. Anything NEON. Cute crop top and gym shorts & Fila sneakers. I’m going to sweat !
D. Free flowing floral dress, hat & boots
Favourite festival snack?
A. Gozleme ! A staple festival meal.
B. Churros
C. Potato on a stick
D. Kombucha & Acai bowl
How do see all your favourite acts?
A. Have your line up sheet readily accessible, discuss with the group beforehand
B. I only have a few people I’m fans of
C. Favourite acts? I don’t even know who’s playing now! Too busy dancing.
D. Everyones a vibe. I’m sitting and enjoying every set
You turn around during a set and can’t see your mates..What do you do?:
A. Run back to the “Meeting spot”. Big tree on the hill, If that fails- back to camp
B. Enjoy the set, then return to the food stalls to gain phone reception again
C. Lost cause, theres no way I’m getting out of this crowd. New friends to be made!
D. Stay in my spot, they’ll find their way back to me
What do you do on the way home from the festival?
A. Its a long drive back, we play songs from our favourite sets and get nostalgic AF best weekend ever.
B. Straight onto my phone. Need to upload the best instagrams possible
C. Fall asleep on the bus ride back to the hostel. I can’t feel my legs!
D. Feel absolutely zen. I think I might go for a surf at Tallows or do some yoga
Mostly A’s
Splendour in the Grass
You must be lucky! Getting a ticket to this baby is like finding GOLD. Splendour girl you’re headed for beautiful Byron bay. You like big festival families, a roadie to remember and overly priced drinks. Be sure to notify the convoy so you can time each others arrival just to make sure you’re camping together. My advice? Book an Air B & B after so you can relax and shower… properly.
Mostly B’s
Coachella
You big spender are going to PALM SPRINGS. Best book that plane ticket now, you’re in for a wild ride! And no, I’m not talking about the American hotties you’ll be meeting you sicko, I’m talking about the Iconic ferris wheel !
Make sure you’re getting prime time lighting for your instagram photos. Sunsets are the best.
Mostly C’s
Tomorrowland
Oh my. You my friend, are in for a journey. Better save up for trip to Belgium and get those dancing shoes ready. This is the ULTIMATE boogie fest. Make sure you don’t loose your friends you came with, because this is one of the biggest musical festivals in the world.
I hope you like electronic dance music and neon lights cause you’re going to get a lot of it.
Mostly D’s
Bluesfest
Serial Chiller is an understatement. You want high tides and summer vibes and what better place to sit back and let the music soothe you than Bluesfest. You’re headed to Byron, but don’t worry you are your partner won’t loose each other at this festival. Get a few dresses and one pair of boots in your bag and you are ready to go! Enjoy that dip at Tallows post festival, it will be the perfect end to such a chill weekend.
