Celebrity Quarantine DREAM - Where we'd rather be staying this iso
Lets face it, celebrities live a luxe life global pandemic or not. So you can can understand our surprise when some compare their iso life to “being in jail” ! PM babes let us take you on a Hollywood tour through the homes we would rather be spending our isolation in.
Just warning you that by the end you’ll be fighting with bae about why you don’t own a 50m infinity pool.
Chris Hemswoth
Lets start with our own home grown, the better looking Hemsworth brother..(Yes I said it but you were thinking it). This place needs its own postcode! To list of some of the modest features of the $20 million Byron Bay abode:
- A giant wall mural
- 6 bedrooms (only 4 occupied leaving 2 spare)
- Personal Gym
- Spa
- Game room
- Rooftop infinity pool
- Built in fire pit
Not sure about you, but I’m absolutely SOLD. Instead of fighting with bae - jump straight onto your resume and start applying to be a Hemsworth nanny!
Ellen Degeneres
I bet you wouldn’t have guessed it but Ellen was in fact the celebrity who compared her house to a “jail”.
But before we all jump to conclusions lets have a peer into this $27 million “cell” that she seems to be going crazy in…
Yikes ! Look at this place in Montecito! What an awful place to spend isolation!
Complete with scenic lush AF views overlooking the ocean, a kitchen that Gordon Ramsay himself would kiss the ground in, private lap pool with water fountain feature and on only a small 8.24 acres of land, this place seems like an absolute torture to live in.
I wonder if Ellen and Portia would rather house swap with an apartment overlooking a bus stop - better email them now to find out!
Brb x
SELENA GOMEZ
Unknown to some, but this ex Disney star had just recently sold her Texas home only to buy a modest $4.9 million mansion in LA, formerly owned by none other but Tom Petty.
A cool, but unnecessary fact:
-In 1987 an arsonist burned down Petty’s home on this exact plot of land, instead of moving houses he simply rebuilt the damages and wrote the song “I won’t back down”
Size of the mansion aside, Gomez has bought into a piece of musical history! Definitely a place we could get around in isolation. This three story abode has:
- 6 bedrooms
- 8 bathrooms
- Recording Studio
- Yoga studio
- Game room
- Cellar
- Massage Room
& thats only inside, outside is complete with multiple pools, a cabana, outdoor bar , fire pit and spa with its own waterfall. I wonder how the oven is looking? I mean the place sounds good but I’m yet to know if I can panic bake my banana bread or not.
Kim Kardashian -West
Okay y’all knew KKW was going to make this list. Despite her hidden Hills mansion costing $20 million and being renovated not once, but twice - I will say that this one does in fact, have prison like similarities .. you know in the “padded cell” kind of way.
This mansion is plotted on 3.5 acres of land complete with two swimming pools, two spas, two BBQ’s and a vineyard. But before I loose you at “vineyard”, it should be known that Kim and Kayne splashed a whopping $20k on taps! TAPS!
Living proof that Yeezus himself must turn water into wine.
I will admit that from the aspect alone it looks like the ultimate dream house, but its the interiors that may make you think twice. Resembling that of an art gallery, there are white arches throughout the house with minimalist details on furnishings. Very hard to imagine a family of 6 living there.
I wonder if the property is North or West facing?
