According to Covid-19 statistics*, couples who are living together through isolation are either:
1) Getting a divorce
2) Falling pregnant
(*Reputable source: My hair dresser)
I can’t tell you what the percentage is for “fantasising about pushing a pillow over your boyfriends face whilst he’s sleeping” but I’m sure you and I are the majority.
If you are one of the couples who can’t seem to take yourselves away from the bedroom ;) Then there may be a THIRD member of your quarantine team very shortly! But I know what you’re thinking “what ever will I call my quarantine baby anonymous PM Blog editor?!”
No stress PM babe! We’re here to indulge you in some celebs who are ahead of the baby name game & potentially give you some baby name Inspiration!
ELON MUSK + GRIMES
BABY NAME: X Æ A-12
Is this baby boy part robot? Will he be in a Will Smith movie running from two men in black suits? Will he find a novelty number plate with his name on it from a $2 shop?
Answer to all: Probably not! but look, anything is possible! Winning the most controversial baby name of all time, is baby X Æ A-12 Musk. (Yes the tattoos are photoshopped but remarkably thats the only photo of the baby I could find.)
Although we are unsure of the proper pronunciation Grimes took to twitter (picture above) to clear up any questions.
Well I think that pretty much clears everything up then.. baby Metal Rat welcome to the world !
SHAY MITCHELL + MATTE BABEL
BABY: ATLAS NOA
Look I don’t know about you, but i’m not exactly mad at this one! Unless it translates to plastic mouse…
It rolls of the tongue, it suits Shay to a T and look HOW CUTE HER GOD DAMN EYES ARE!
I would so totally nickname her Atty! But enough about me..
Atta’ girl Shay you’ve done well with this one
Kylie Jenner + Travis Scott
Baby: Stormi
Move out of the way - American ROYALTY COMING THROUGH. Stormi Jenner is the genetically blessed biproduct of Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner.
She’s taken the internet by STORM (see what I did there) and while not all may agree with the name choice, safe to say theres been none other like it !
Lets hope she continues rise and SHINE her way through life
Cameron Diaz + Benji Madden
Baby: Raddix Chloe Wildflower Madden
Before we come up with whacky meanings behind this bubba Madden, let us set the record straight.
Friends of the couple have spoken out and believe “Raddix” is a combination of “rad” (one of their favourite words) and a translation of “new beginning”.
The Middle name is self explanatory because, lets face it who doesn’t like a good wildflower!
If my partner and I were naming children after words we liked, it would be called
“Sleep Money Cookies Jonathan Smith”
CARDI B + OFFSET
BABY: KULTURE KIARI
I will be telling my children they were Romeo and Juliet. Cheating scandals and stripper history ASIDE! Cardi B and Offset have made the cutest little angel. Not sure about the “K” for Culture though, sounds like something Kris Jenner is behind.
Safe to say this little cutie won’t need to worry about her name being taken for her Club penguin account! Phew!
MIKE MYERS + KELLY TISDALE
GIRL: SUNDAY MOLLY MYERS
BOY: SPIKE MYERS
Before you @ me, yes there is a third Myers child, but Paulina Kathleen did not make the cut, as it was a little too vanilla for us. #sorryaboutit
The two that did, are Sunday Molly & Spike Myers.
Lets start with “Sunday Molly” - Myers claims the reasoning behind this not so bad name, was that he and his wife Kelly “hated” Sundays, so in an attempt to like the day a bit more- they named their little girl after it!
If my partner and I were naming our little girl after things we hated their name would be “Slow Walker - Mondays”.
As for “Spike” well lets not state the obvious here… sounds an AWFUL lot like “Mike” doesn’t it? But alas (no shay not Atlas) Alas, Myer claims the meaning behind “Spike”, is his love for Irish-English comedian and writer Spike Milligan.
Well there you have it, our top picks for celebrities who are wayyyyy or maybe even too far ahead, of the baby name game! Hope that helps you with some inspiration of your own!
